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vee. denver. wild buncher. oddly obsessed with my dog. i love fashion, makeup artistry, comics, skateboarding, video games. i'm ideologically promiscuous. i love everybody; i hate everybody. i get my feelings confused.

Hiked a legit jungle this morning. PRO TIP: do not wear daisy dukes or nice shoes and there’s jars of dead snakes in the room where you go to sign your life away so watch out cuz i psyched myself out before I even started hiking.  (at Cockscomb Basin Wildlife Sanctuary)

Hiked a legit jungle this morning. PRO TIP: do not wear daisy dukes or nice shoes and there’s jars of dead snakes in the room where you go to sign your life away so watch out cuz i psyched myself out before I even started hiking. (at Cockscomb Basin Wildlife Sanctuary)

13 hours ago

Private island chillin today ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠ #belize  (at belize)

Private island chillin today ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠ #belize (at belize)

El Castillo at Xunantunich. This place is unreal, stood on top of the sacrificial mound to take this. #xunantunich #belize #mayanruins #elcastillo (at Xunantunich Mayan Ruins)

El Castillo at Xunantunich. This place is unreal, stood on top of the sacrificial mound to take this. #xunantunich #belize #mayanruins #elcastillo (at Xunantunich Mayan Ruins)

The Caribbean Sea (at Kanantik Reef & Jungle Resort)

Part of our hotel room. There’s Mayan artwork scattered throughout the room kind of cool but startling when you’re stumbling around drunk in the dark. #belize  (at Kanantik Reef & Jungle Resort)

Part of our hotel room. There’s Mayan artwork scattered throughout the room kind of cool but startling when you’re stumbling around drunk in the dark. #belize (at Kanantik Reef & Jungle Resort)

Outside of our room. Straight walk to the ocean. ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒŠ #belize #ocean #jungle (at Kanantik Reef & Jungle Resort)

Outside of our room. Straight walk to the ocean. ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒŠ #belize #ocean #jungle (at Kanantik Reef & Jungle Resort)

Made it to Belize and we’re at our AMAZING resort I only had to sit in the co-pilots chair of a puddle jumper to get there. Sheesh!! #belize (at Front Street Dangriga Town)

Made it to Belize and we’re at our AMAZING resort I only had to sit in the co-pilots chair of a puddle jumper to get there. Sheesh!! #belize (at Front Street Dangriga Town)

yeah hiii benefit truck can I get a powder matte foundation that doesn’t dry me out and still makes me look dewy and is a bronzer and a highlighter all in one. And also stays on all day and I also don’t want to use a brush or sponge. And can you color match me a red undertone because I hate looking yellow. And also I’ve been a makeup artist for like 10 years so like yeahhh… #benefitcosmetics #iwishthistruckwouldrunsomeofyalltheeffover (at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport)

yeah hiii benefit truck can I get a powder matte foundation that doesn’t dry me out and still makes me look dewy and is a bronzer and a highlighter all in one. And also stays on all day and I also don’t want to use a brush or sponge. And can you color match me a red undertone because I hate looking yellow. And also I’ve been a makeup artist for like 10 years so like yeahhh… #benefitcosmetics #iwishthistruckwouldrunsomeofyalltheeffover (at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport)

lelaid:

Siri Tollerod at Sophia Kokosalaki S/S 2010

lelaid:

Siri Tollerod at Sophia Kokosalaki S/S 2010

4 days ago

I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy. By all indicators, I donโ€™t think they actually qualify as people, but there has always been a lunatic fringe of hateful, rotten, dishonest people that hate happy, successful people.

The beautiful Ted Nugent on Native Americans.

Hereโ€™s the source for those half dozen people who are going to reblog this post and say it never happened.

(via thechapterfourblog)